Long time, I know. I don't want to bore you with a long-winded explanation of why I haven't written, so I'll just say "Depression, blah, busy work schedule, blah blah, assorted problems, yadda yadda, major empty nest syndrome, etc., etc." and let it go at that.
I don't do New Year's resolutions; instead, I have two Stupid People stories I'm dying to tell. (If I made resolutions, my first one would be vowing to reduce the number of idiots in the world.)
1. The other day, I was checking out at the grocery and noticed a display of lighters at the counter. They had cartoons of current presidential candidates, and the one of Barack Obama was a particularly funny drawing, so I decided to buy it. The cashier made a disgusted face and sniped "I've been trying to persuade people to buy this lighter and then crush it!" Taken aback, I asked "Why?" (And yes, I should have known better.) She said "Well, I'm no racist or nothing, but I'm not gonna have a Muslim for a president."
Uh. I tried to be polite, but I told her he's not a Muslim and asked what made her think that. She claimed he "took an oath on the Muslim Bible." I said "First, it's called the Koran, and second, I don't know what your source of information is, but that NEVER happened." Unfazed, she went on to call Hillary Clinton "a raving bitch," and I threw up my hands and walked out, clutching my Barack Obama lighter. I swear, I have to get the hell out of Mayberry one of these days.
2. New Year's Eve afternoon, Kevin, Daniel, and I went to see Sweeney Todd, which I've been dying to see. My favorite musical ever, plus two of my boyfriends are in it (Johnny Depp and Alan Rickman). When the credits rolled, the row of people in front of us got up immediately, and one guy said to another, in a disgusted tone, "Well, that was no Pirates of the Caribbean, that's for sure!" ARRRGGGHHH. Yes, Pirates is the standard by which all other movies must be judged. Help me.
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Hi Lisa. Good to hear from you. Your grocery store cashier story gave me a headache. Ouch.
Omg Lisa- your last update was APRIL- 9 months ago! Love you, ho.
travis deals with people like that on the train in the form of coworkers but you know, it's union so they're very ant-rebuplican and we're...well...anyway I want to get back to my movie. I hate people!
I can' t edit but yes those are typos!
Welcome back!
I'm glad you're back!!
That grocery lady's head would explode if she saw my Bush countdown clock keychain counting the days we have left of Bush in office. She must be on a Republican mailing list. I heard that about Obama and the Koran (which was Congressman Ellison and they used a copy owned by Thomas Jefferson-you know, that traitorous bastard. :::rolling eyes:::)
I've missed your posts. I'll try to call you soon, okay?
You updated!
Those people are, indeed, stupid. Gah!
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